Total Medals Earned: 920 (From 148 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,055 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/210 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Give up in the 2nd part
Get a 50 combo
Get 5000+ points
Reach it (it's level 6)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 12/13 (390/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 6/11 (190/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
And you should be damn proud.
...
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 18/24 (760/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Medals Earned: 17/25 (415/1,000 points)
Drive 3 km with no wheels
Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Kill one of each enemy type
Rescue and secure a civilian
Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
Complete story mode
Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Unlock the entire survival guide
Reach max levels on at least one character
Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Complete Hardcore Story mode
Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Reach 20 km in dead state
